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That’s what that sh*t felt like. I was watching two chicks duking it out in the mall over a pair of baby phat jeans.

But at the end of the day, i was on team MILAN!
and its not because she’s jamaican either.
Milan had every right to make sure her shower remains disease free!
cha!

Terri IS a ticking time bomb. she CRAZY!
who picks a fight with calamine lotion all over their body?
the hood came out of that beauty queen. blame dj khaled.
when she goes back home they should take all her titles and crowns away.
i was sooo disappointed in her.
but milan told that chick to take it up with god and clapped her weave off *blank stare*
oh
my
god.
no words.

brandon brandon brandon.
*sigh*
this is how black men end up with crazy ass “ex-girlfriends”. this dude wanted to keep this ‘ticking time bomb’ in the house? the bitch picked up a POOL STICK and started swinging it around like she was the samurai kid talking all reckless! imagine what she’d do in your sleep!
this dude thought he was pulling all the strings by trying to keep pagent queen of chucky in the house. there will be no more fights over you B, tiffant sees right thru you. tiffany doesn’t seem like the girl to fight over anyone anyway.
brandon good bye.
and take those sunglasses off in the house.
ugh.
lolz

all that ish took place between 2:00a and 6:00a.
i would have made me a snack.

this show is a trip.
but i like it.

~lissa

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